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"You never actually finish writing an essay - or anything really, you just release it. You let it go... There's a reason we call it a submission."
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Splitting the Bill
Misunderstandings, false idols, and (in)efficiency
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An Uplifting Meal
Another essay that could be summarised with Kanye West lyrics
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ON/OFF
Retrospect ain’t exactly nostalgia, but it waxes lyrical nonetheless
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On Eating Alone
Just because something might be unconventional, doesn’t mean you have to be weird about it
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Repeating In the Name of…?
The possible value of doing things over and over
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"The Usual"
Never complain, never explain. Instead, celebrate the everyday.
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On Scarcity, Quality, and Luxury
The apparent paradox of the Hospitality Industry
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Instagram Health Influencer Breakfast ...For Dessert ...For Breakfast
A mini essay, where I challenge you to attend to your material existence, whilst going disgustingly meta on yo’ ass.
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A Market for Nourishment?
The crisis of meaning, but in your digestive tract
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